Marriage in Heaven

So this engaged couple dies in an auto accident. They both go to heaven, but aren't very happy. St. Peter says, "What's the problem?" They said, "Well, we wanted to be married here. Is there any way to arrange that?" Peter says, "It's a rather unusual thing here, but I'll try. Give me ten years."

So ten years pass and the couple returns to St. Peter and they say, "Well?" He says, "Been having some difficulties. Give me another ten years."

So after another ten years, the couple returns to St. Peter and he says, "I just got it arrnaged. You can be married right away."

SO they get married, but ... well, as is too often the case, things don't go as planned, and after ten years of marriage they go to St. Peter very unhappy." He says, "What's the problem?" They say, "This isn't working out. Can we get a divorce?"

St. Peter is totally enraged - "It took me twenty years to get a preacher up here and NOW you want two lawyers???"