A guy dies and goes to Heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and takes him on the tour. They go down a long hallway with doors on one side. They come to the first door. They open it to find a hall full of people drinking and shouting "Bingo!"
St. Peter says "That's the Catholics."
They come to the next door. They open it to find a hall full of people singing like their lives depended on it. St. Peter says "That's the Methodists."
They come to a third door. St. Peter turns to the man and goes "Shhh..." Opening the door they see a hall full of people praying like their lives depended on it while a preacher was shouting about hellfire and brimstone. They close the door and walk down the hallway.
The man whispers to St. Peter "Who was that?" St. Peter whispers back "The Baptists."
The man asks "Why are we whispering"?
To which St. Peter replies "They think they're the only ones here."
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