Top 10 Reasons Why a Beer is better than Jesus

(10) They don't force beer on minors too young to think for themselves;
(9) Beer doesn't tell you how or with whom to have sex;
(8) No one will kill you for not drinking Beer;
(7) Beer has never caused a major war;
(6) Nobody's ever been hung, burned at the stake, or tortured for choosing the wrong brand of Beer;
(5) When you have a Beer, you don't go knocking on other people's doors trying to give it away;
(4) There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you;
(3) If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups who will help you stop;
(2) You can prove you have a Beer;
(1) You don't have to wait 2,000 years for a second Beer.