Pagan Hell

A good, clean living Pagan died and went to Heaven. St Peter met him at the door. "You can't come in" he said. The Pagan asked why "You're Pagan, sorry. But Hell isn't so bad. Yer friends are there and they say it's cool" The Pagan is depressed but goes anyway because he was,well, Pagan. So he goes to hell and is greeted by a beautiful green field with people picnicing and having a great time. A man in a white comes to him and
presents himself as Satan. "Wow" thinks the pagan, "Hell ain't so bad" Suddenly, the sky gets black and fire spews from the ground. A screaming flaming man falls from the sky and is swallowed by a crack in the earth. After he disappears, everything returns to normal. "What was that?," the pagan asks Satan. Satan replies "That was a Christian. They wouldn't have hell any other way"