Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Catholic Funeral

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 8 children to her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together," A guy sitting in the front row quietly remarks, "excuse me father, are you referring to her FIRST husband or her SECOND husband?" The priest says, "I'm referring to her legs!!"

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