Miracle

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she's going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.
"It's worth a try," he says.

So the doctor delivers the baby and then
operates on the priest. After the operation, he goes to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this."
"What?" asked the priest, "What happened?"
"You gave birth to a child." replied the doctor.
"But that's impossible!" said the stunned priest.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

Fifteen years have gone by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits with the boy and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. This is very difficult and I don't know where to start. Here goes... I'm not your father."
Puzzled. the son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"
The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."