AHS: noun. The things you see with
AIG: noun. Chicken ovaries. "Which came first? The chicken or the aig?"
ALL: noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brutha frum Jawjuh puts all en my pikkup trukk."
ALL WELL: noun A source of petroleum.
ARE: noun. A colorless, odorless gas. Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some are !"
ARN: noun. An electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothes
ARTERY: noun. The study of painting
BACTERIA: noun. The back door of the cafeteria
BAHS: noun. A supervisor. Usage: "Iffin ya dont kwit readin dis here Southern Fundie Dictionary an git back ta wurk, yer bahs is goan far ya!"
BARIUM: verb. What the doctors do when patients die
BARD: verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pikkup trukk."
BAWL: noun. What water does at 212 degrees F.
BENIGN: verb. What you be after you be eight.
BIDNESS: noun. A commercial enterprise.
BOBBY CUE: noun. 1. A delectable southern dish. 2. A billiards stick owned by William.
BOB WAR: noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
BOWEL: noun. A letter like A, E, I, O, or U
CAESARIAN SECTION: noun. An Italian neighborhood.
CAT SCAN: noun. Looking for Fluffy
CAUTERIZE: verb. Made eye contact with her
CLINICS: noun. A tissue.
COKE: noun. Any carbonated beverage which does not contain alcohol.
COLIC: noun. A sheep dog
CONGENITAL: adj. Friendly
CRINE: verb. To weep.
D & C: noun. Where Washington is
DAINTS: noun An event in which members of the opposite sex hold each other and move rhythmically to music.
DAYUM: verb/explative. What God does to you if you are bad. In the Northern states it's a four letter word.
DID: adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did , Jim."
DILATE: verb To live too long.
DOC: adjective. A condition caused by the absence of light
ENEMA: noun. Not a friend
EVRA: adjective. Each, as in "She bin crine evra day sence JJ run off"
FAR: noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brutha from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pikkup trukk, dat thangs gonna catch far ."
FARN: adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
GENITAL: noun. Not a Jew
G.I. SERIES: noun. A soldiers' ballgame
GIT: verb. To acquire.
GOFF: noun. Game played by city fellers with clubs and a little white ball.
HANGNAIL: noun. A coat hook
HAZE: contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignernt."
HEAVY DEW: phrase. A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a faver?"
HEP: verb. To cry for assistance as in "Hep! There's a far!"
HOD: adverb. Not easy. Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."
HOSS: noun. A large, hoofed, herbivorous animal.
HOT: noun. A blood-pumping organ.
IGNERNT: adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni." Usage: "I done like niggras cawse theys ignernt."
IMPOTENT: adj. Distinguished, well known
JAWJUH: noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."
JEW-HERE: a question. Usage: " Jew-here watt yer paw sed, yungin?"
LABOR PAIN: noun. Getting hurt at work
LECTRICITY: noun. Energy for arns, tv's an utha thangs.
LOT: adjective. Luminescent. Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot -brown hair."
MAY: noun. Myself "Somebody hep may!"
MEDICAL STAFF: noun. A doctor's cane
MORBID: noun. A higher offer.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
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