Wednesday, December 6, 2006

When you grow up...

Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up. Little Sheila says, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!" Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What
did you say?!" "A prostitute!" Sheila repeated.
Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and said,
"Thank God! I thought you said a Protestant"

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