Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Top Ten Attractions at the "Holy Land" Theme Park

10. Heathens of the Caribbean

9. An Eye for an Eye Lawn Darts

8. Job's "No-frills" Roller Coaster

7. "Who Struck Abel?" Murder Mystery Theatre

6. Pharaoh's Curse (not recommended for firstborn children)

5. The Leap of Faith Cordless Bunjee Jump

4. The Tammy Faye Baker Tunnel of Horrors

3. The Holy Mackerel Seafood Restaurant

2. Noah's Ark Flume Ride

1. The Amish Wagoncoaster

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