Nuns Go To Heaven

Four nun's got in a car accident and died. Of course, they went up to heaven and St. Peter was waiting for them at the gate.

"Ladies, please confess your sins so that you may pass through the gates," says St. Peter.

Well, naturally, the first nun walks up and says, "St. Peter, I must confess I once saw a man's penis!"

Don't worry, says St. Peter, go wash your eyes in that holy water and your sin will be forgiven.

The second nun comes up and says, "I must confess I once touched a man's penis!"

"Ohhh," says St. Peter, that is truly a sin, but go and was your hands in the holy water and your sins will be forgiven."

Meanwhile, in the background the THIRD and FOURTH nuns are going at it, yelling and cursing at each other. "What is the problem, that you should make so much noise at the gates of heaven?" asks St. Peter.

"Well," says the FOURTH nun, "there is NO WAY I am going to gargle with that holy water after HER ass has been in it!!!"