Mom's Lover

A housewife took a lover during the day while her
husband is at work. While this takes place she locks
her 9 year old son in the bedroom closet.

One day her husband comes home while the lover is there
so she locks the lover in the same closet with the boy.
They stand in the gloom for a while, then the boy says,
"Dark in here."
"Yes, it is."
"I have a baseball."
"That's nice."
"Wanna buy it?"
"No."
"My dad's out there."
OK, I'll buy it. How much."
"$50"
"Gee. OK, I'll buy it."

The following weekend the father says to the boy,
"Son, go get your ball and glove and lets play some catch."
"I can't, dad. I sold my baseball."
"Really? For how much."
"$50"
"Son, you shouldn't rip off strangers off like that. It's the
same as stealing. I'm taking you to church, so you can confess
your sin."

They go to the church to the confessional. The boy goes
in and sits down. The little door opens so the Priest can hear
his confession.
"What is your sin, my son."
The boy says "Dark in here."
The priest says "Don't start that shit again."