The Magic Mirror

A Fundie, a Catholic, and a Muslim all went to an antiques store and saw a
mirror.

The woman working at the store said, "This is a magic mirror, you must walk
up to it and tell it something that you think is true and if it's true you
can make a wish and it will come true. If it's not true you will disappear."

The Fundie, Muslim, and Catholic bought the mirror and brought it home with them.

First the Muslim walked up to the mirror and declared, "I think Mohammed is
the messenger of God." Poof, he vanished.

Then the Catholic walked up to the mirror and said, "I think Jesus was born
of a virgin." Poof, he disappeared.

Then the Fundie walked up to the mirror and said, "I think...."
Then Poof, he disappeared.