A Jew, an Arab, etc.

A Jew, an Arab and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Jerusalem. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel. As it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went co mpletely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Jew were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Arab had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there. The Arab was thinking: 'The Jewish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead. Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The Arab fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Jew and got slapped for it. And the Jew was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap the Arab bastard again.