President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks "How come the Jews
know everything before we do?"
The CIA chief says "The Jews have this expression 'VUS TUTZUCH'. They
just ask each other and they know everything. (which, for those of you who
are not Jewish, means "WHAT'S HAPPENING MAN?")
The president decides to personally go undercover to determine if this is
true. He gets dressed up as an Orthodox Jew (black hat, beard, long payis
etc), is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York, picked up in an
unmarked car, and dropped off in Brooklyn's most Jewish neighborhood.
Soon a little old man comes shuffling along. The president stops him and
whispers "VUS TUTZUCH?" The old guy whispers back "Bush is in Brooklyn!"
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